Celebrity Semen

£5.99

It’s the love juice of your friends favourite celebrity.

Packaging in a sterlised test tube with an accompanying certificate of authenticity. It’s the gift of life on a whole new scale.

Perfectly designed to be cherished for years to come.

Failing that, Utilise this opportunity to create your very own get rich quick scheme.

Simply use the semen to create the love child of your favourite celebrity and sue them to hell and back whilst collecting child benefits along the way.

This gift comes with a personalised certificate and test tube giving it that authentic seal of approval.