Shit Banter Hat and Certificate
It’s a known fact that not all banter is created equal.
Some people are fortunate enough to create genuine crowd pleasing banter.
That’s all well and good but what about the others who are less fortunate.
Thankfully we have created a Shit Banter Certificate and Dunce Cap combination so you can award them with the title which they deserve.
It’s a one size fits all affair, so if someone you know is constantly churning out dog shit banter this cap will fit them perfectly.
The certificate comes with space for you to fill in their name, so once presented with the award it will be official and there is no possibility of them denying it.