Our Masturbation Sock is a great gift for any guy.
Imagine their face when they unwrap this little treat.
Convenient, absorbent, folds away for easy storage.
The packaging includes “Directions of Use” so anyone who has never heard of The Masturbation Sock will find it easy to use.
It will be delivered with discrete external packaging so when The Masturbation Sock arrives at your door nosey neighbours and suspicious parents will be none the wiser.
You will also be issued with an authentic prescription form to add a little authenticity to your practical joke.
So go on, what are you waiting for… Get the Masturbation Sock now!