For more than a century ‘Yorkshire’s Finest’ have been producing homemade fanny batter from our farm in the heart of Yorkshire.
Using traditional methods that have been passed down from our forefathers, they are proud to be the finest supplier of fanny batter in the UK.
They have been sourcing fanny batter from the local ‘ladies of the night’ for more than five generations.
From the back alleyways of Barnsley to the high end hookers of Huddersfield.
Yorkshire’s Finest Fanny Batter leave no stone unturned in search of premium quality batter.
Their experience allows them to harvest vaginas at the optimum batter yielding level giving our customers the most concentrated fanny batter in the world.
This mix is suitable for making waffles, biscuits, cakes and dumplings.
But we recommend giving our vaginal pancakes a go as they really bring out your inner wh*re.