semen main-06
semen main-01semen main-03semen main-04semen main-07semen main-12semen main-02semen main-10semen main-08

Celebrity Semen

£5.99

It’s the love juice of your friends favourite celebrity.

Packaging in a sterlised test tube with an accompanying certificate of authenticity. It’s the gift of life on a whole new scale.

Perfectly designed to be cherished for years to come.

Failing that, Utilise this opportunity to create your very own get rich quick scheme.

Simply use the semen to create the love child of your favourite celebrity and sue them to hell and back whilst collecting child benefits along the way.

This gift comes with a personalised certificate and test tube giving it that authentic seal of approval.

Names *

We need the name of the celebrity whose semen you want to source – and the lucky recipient (ie; your friend – or your enemy) so we can issue a certificate of authenticity.

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Be the first to review “Celebrity Semen”